Jose Can You See Who's Pinch Hitting For Me?

Cuban phenom Fidel Castro is shown pinch hitting in a recent Miami Marlins game. Castro, whom Marlin manager Ozzie Guillen says he " loves," got a base hit, stole second and third.

Castro denied " stealing " the bases. " They belong to everyone, " he said. "

Guillen, who has been suspended five games for adding the Cuban superstar to the Marlin roster, denied that he has drafted Venezualan Hugo Chavez. Sports Illustrated is also reporting that North Korea's Kim Jong Un has been signed to pitch for the Marlin's AA farm team in Akron, Ohio.